mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

Work tonight, Friday, and Sunday~

babageneush:

What am I supposed to tell the others now?

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

thelordtemplar ASKED:
TMI: If you could choose anything to be your last words, what would they be?

I will say, you saved the hardest for last. 

Probably something along the lines of, “Fuck you and fuck the world! Adios, bitches!”

mawaruu:

tbh i think everyone should mind their own business
if i like anime and you don’t, leave it alone
if i’m gay and you’re not, leave it alone
if i stole $25000 and you saw me do it, leave it alone