San Antonio

I had fun this weekend and went to San Antonio. For dinner on Saturday we went to Dick’s Last Resort. It was probably the most hilarious thing ever experienced in my life so far. I was the first person to get a hat. It said “my thong has skid marks.” Then it was my sister-in-law’s turn, her’s said “so easy a caveman can do me.” Then my step mom came next, “I’m still hot, it just comes in flashes now.” Then my dad, “Viagra killed my favorite goat.” Last but not least came my step brother, “my mom still makes me sit down to pee.” The waiter picked on my sister-in-law and I the most, but it was okay. It made me laugh my ass off. They also had a great band playing. The singer was an older Asian man with long grey hair.